Mars Attacks !!!

the martian anthem...its acutally a poem mate ...n truck loads of crap just to ensure the words rhyme...but neways  read on !!!


i was tending to my doggy, who was all wet n soggy
when i heard a loud bang... cling clang clang clang
what i saw changed muh life forever, 
in miracles i became a believer
out of the huge cloud of dust emerged a thing, 
opening the hatch of his shuttle with a fling

oye earthling, whatcha staring at in a manner so dumbfound, 
i am thy neighbour and i expect you to show me around

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

we landed up in the thick jungles of amazon,
no light around and weird sounds of a time bygone
then suddenly we were surrounded by a bunch of pig-me's
and the thing from mars was as frightened as gimlee
"do all earthlings welcome outsiders in this strange way?
what a horrific end to what started off as a great day..."
so we traded my watch for our freedom and the chiefs daughter
rode out of the camp amidst gay laughter


hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

peem peem ...went the traffic behind us "move ahead u dork!"
we totally forgot that we had landed up in nu york !!!
from luscious jungles to the concrete ones, 
from one type of cannibalism to the other,
the contrast reminded me of muh gal and grandmother
the city had something for every shape, size and sex
statue of liberty, tiffany's , ground zero all left us in a state of vex
this city aint got no soul said the thing

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

...and we landed up in HOLLYWOOD !! 
from casting couches to producer's with slouches,
hot pretty little things moving around in big hummers,
the two of us felt like a bunch of bummers
out of nowhere appeared a talent agent and said to the thing
"look pardner, i ll buy this costume for 50k ...heck u look like a real martian king"
out of one of the things orifices came out a crude punch 
and the agent threw up stuff he just had for lunch
now there was a crowd gathered in anticipation
"a movie sequence" whispered one, with great animation
"people here are stupid....lets move on"

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

hey honey want some dope? 
sorry babe we are actually looking for the pope.
then what the heck are u doing in the gateway of europe?
oh shit ! we had ended up in amsterdam !
a place which God still looks down and exclaims god damn !
show me all there is to explore in this city, we told the over dressed girl
come explore me and you ll learn all u need to about the city said she
the thing exploded "is there no place where i can find serendipity ?
coz from the pesky earthlings i expect no pity

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

the chilly breeze cutting through our skins we reached the peak,
through the awful labyrinth of lost jungles with the Indian souls sounding their bugles
for we were invaders of macchu picchu
every inscription telling its story out aloud, making every human being proud
the lizard on the stone wall bathed itself in the receding sun light,
preparing itself for a freezing night
through our minds eye we captured the wonder 
and for the next leg of the journey we began to ponder

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

there was a weird smell in the air and the feeling was that of a village fair,
little kids running around in rags, sleeping in their gunny bags
this was the lowest denominator of humane society
for it showed the fellow beings lack of sobriety 
people wading through the severs, not bothering if it later gave them the fevers
i wondered how any 1 could live amidst this squalor, just when we heard some 1 holler
they had conquered the stench, the dirt, the poverty and were at least assured of happiness and liberty

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

we didnt see it till it came very close, for it showed itself to us only when it chose
it had a beautiful coat of white fur, which in the thick snowy background looked like a blur
its 2 dark eyes and a nose standing out, sniffing out the next meal
just then it saw a movement below the ice and dived into the water 
and disappeared into the wilderness
there were some penguins around, walking as if their legs were bound
a few albatrosses flying into the horizon, some seals waiting for the sun
7 down to 3 to go

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

a huge roar went up in the air, "oye the referee isn't too fair!!!"
hordes and hordes of beer guzzling lunatics, 
fists clenched, mouths tensed as they watched the goal scorer perform acrobatics
but they got their revenge for the team in red got one back in the net
"man u kicks arse mate !" exclaimed one, expecting us to join him,
but we decided to leave him to his jolly fate, for the english football fan is a lost cause
the atmosphere was so charged, with all our strength towards the exit we barged
it might be a good game, but i ll watch it on tv with my dame

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown

huffing and puffing we reached the dam, on the walls of which was some spam,
it said " here lies the stairway to heaven, here's the ladder to eternal happiness"
not realizing what to do next, we marched ahead not realizing the context
there was the most beautiful garden we had ever seen
this must be shangri la we wondered and cursed ourselves for the time we had squandered
we turned to go back but we saw nothing but a dense mist covering every inch of our path
and then it hit us...this was the end ...my only friend the end

hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown
hop on to my trusty ol harley n off we shall go, said i,
onward we march, onto a journey, the end unknown